The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs

"Regular celery!"

"...Four well-educated adults and Joey..."

"Uh, Magellan."

"...This is all a moo point."
"A moo point?"
"Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."

"She came all the way back from Ross' apartment. Oh the things she must have seen!"

"Behold the new champion of Chandler's stupid states game."
"How many you got?"
"56!"